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Recent events of interest to the fighting BrikWarrior, including
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The
BrikWars Forums
Organize battles, cook up custom rules, and cause forum-based mayhem with
other BrikWars fans |
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 Core
Rules 2005
The 2005 Tenth Anniversary edition of the main rulebook, in illustrated
and cross-referenced HTML.
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 Supplements
The Core Rules are pretty basic - beef them up with extra stat
cards, chapters, and alternate versions.
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 Downloads
Desktop graphics, template files, older game versions - there's
all kinds of free goodies over here.
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 BrikWars
Fan Sites
Brick clubs from all around the world show amazing ingenuity and
astounding constructions in the course of playing BrikWars, and
the resulting websites are often nothing short of phenomenal.
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 Other
Brick Wargames
If BrikWars isn't your style, there are plenty of other free brick
wargames available on the internet. Check here for a list of links.
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 Bricks
on the Web
The Internet is full of amazing resources for brick enthusiasts.
Check here for links to some of our favorites.
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 Frequently
Asked Questions
New to BrikWars? Having trouble figuring out the point of all
this mayhem? Check our list of Frequently Asked Questions and
you may find yourself even more confused than before.
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 The
Fine Print
BrikWars needs all kinds of disclaimers to get away with causing
so much trouble. Besides our long Legal Disclaimer, you'll also
find our Fair Use and Linking to BrikWars policies here.
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 Credits
BrikWars in its current state would never have been possible without
the generous help and support of dozens of fans, well-wishers,
and unwitting 'contributors.' Here's a few of the big ones.
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Jaw-Jaws
Versus Dimmies
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Jaw-Jaws Versus Dimmies is an ancient and hallowed tradition
shared by all BrikWars Civilizations. Groups of the
grotesque Dungan Jaw-Jaws and the vilely juniorized Dimmies
are placed in an enclosed arena, where their natural hatred
for one another leads them to fight to the death. Because
live specimens can be difficult to capture, many civilizations
resort to drugging their death-row inmates and dressing them
in Jaw-Jaw and Dimmy disguises. The drunken staggering
of the pharmeceutically-impaired prisoners so closely resembles
the Jaw-Jaws' and Dimmies' incompetent bumbling as to be nearly
indistinguishable.
Clinical trials have proven that staging a match of Jaw-Jaws
Versus Dimmies is the single most effective way to whip troopers
into a killing frenzy. In fact, the effects on the audience
watching this ritual combat are so pronounced that, if the
match is allowed to continue for too long, audience members
will begin attacking one another in a blind homicidal rage.
For this reason, the stage managers must be careful to watch
the mood of the troopers, and vaporize the Jar-Jars and Timmies
before things get out of hand. Witnessing the total
destruction of these abominations, the soldiers join together
in a cheer of righteous triumph.
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In order to make the advantages of Jaw-Jaws Versus Dimmies
available to the army on the move, BrikWars scientists have
developed a digitally simulated version which can be projected
directly into the soldiers' helmets and timed to maximum advantage
based on soldiers' individual psychologies. This advanced
Jaw-Jaws Versus Dimmies simulation can be viewed here as a
web page or downloaded for home use. (It makes a really
keen Active Desktop background for Windows boxes.) If
you become impatient and wish to accelerate the mayhem, click
once on any minifig to pick it up and begin bludgeoning the
others with it. Click a second time to let go of the
foul thing.
To run the simulation,
you must have a web browser version 4.0 or greater with
JavaScript enabled. Netscape users may experience
sluggish performance.
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Brickshelf
Brickshelf L.L.C., 1998
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Imagine
an infinite number of monkeys, building with an infinite number
of bricks. Would they eventually come up with Galidor? No,
because monkeys get enough feces-throwing done in their off
time.
What
they would come up with would look an awful lot like Brickshelf,
where the people of the world go to post photos of all their
Lego creations. With hundreds of thousands of photos online,
you can find a Lego model of just about anything you can think
of, ranging from works of complete genius all the way down
to Bionicle imagery. (Sadly, Bionicle entries outnumber the
genius ones by about a hundred to one.)
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page last updated: 10.4.2002
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by any producer of plastic building bricks, and especially not
by the LEGO Company. For more details regarding the wide
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to our legal disclaimer page.
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as otherwise noted, is copyright (c) 1995 - 2002 Mike Rayhawk.
All Rights Reserved.
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