BrikWars!
BrikWars Fans:
The New England LEGO® User's Group
Nelug

The Guns of Brickston
April Fool's Day Battle
Attack of the Gonks
BrikWars 1942!
Village of Flying Sheep
The Great Tile Hunt
St, Patrick's Day Massacre
Medieval Hostage Crisis
WWII Train Assault
War of the Briks
Research Vessel 0.937
Capture the Alien, Part II
The Adventures of T.E.A.M.
The Sword of Agot


The New England LEGO® User's Group is the oldest, craziest, and most rabid of all the big BrikWars-playing clubs.  They are also the biggest pains in the butt when it comes to "helpful suggestions" for rulebook improvements.  But we can't say they haven't earned the right.

NELUG is largely based in and around the Massachusetts area but have been known to forage up and down the Atlantic coast in search of game.  Pictures from many of NELUG's games can be found on their web site - look for the BrikWars links in the left-hand column.

NELUG's home page
NELUG's LUGNET™ newsgroup

Eric vs. Shaun, The Guns of Brickston - February 5, 2000
The very first BrikWars battle ever to make it onto a web page was a fight between Eric Joslin and Shaun Sullivan on the living room carpet.  This bitterly-fought quarrel opened the way for a series of NELUG BrikWars events, as well as for years of persistent rumors of an illicit passion burgeoning between Shaun, Eric, and an unusually suggestive model train car.

image: a heavily-armed BattleMek is abandoned by its Pilot during the type of urinary emergency that Shaun's minifigs would soon become known for.

Jain's Guide coverage: "The Guns of Brickston"
Shaun's BrickShelf gallery

A Mek stands guard

NELUG's First Battle - April Fool's Day, 2000
The first official NELUG game fell, appropriately enough, on April Fool's day.

image: another Pilot abandons his vehicle in haste, this time because a Ninja has tossed a grenade into his half-track.  Next time he'll know better than to leave the top hatch open!

Pictures on NELUG's site
Shaun's BrickShelf gallery

A Pilot learns to keep his hatch closed

Attack of the Gonks - April 30th, 2000
Within a month NELUG was at it again.  This battle featured the suicidal Gonk Bombs, a testament to the frustration and rage felt by Shaun during the many years before he was able to prove that the word 'Gonk' had been his own invention.

image: a deadly Kamikaze Gonk self-destructs in a ball of flame, catching Bobina Fett off-guard.

Pictures on NELUG's site
Shaun's commentary on LUGNET
The Gonk phenomenon was long credited to some dumbass turd-burglar
But then Google unexpectedly provides proof that Shaun is the Gonk-Father

Gonk . . . Gonk . . . Boom!

BrikWars 1942! - July 26th, 2000
Eric and Shaun reunite for another 'private' BrikWars party, this time an unremitting indulgence of Shaun's Nazi fantasies.  But once again, despite the Nazis' intial advantages of superior position, equipment, and investiture, the Allies manage to carry the day.

image: a brave Allied soldier buries the hatchet in the chest of a dirty Nazi.

Eric's illustrated write-up
Shaun's BrickShelf gallery

Take that, Jerry!

The Village of Flying Sheep - November 18, 2000
Knights, ninjas, wizards, and giants gathered together to make a complete mess of Dave Eaton's medieval village.  Despite the giants' French epithets and the wildly unbalanced wizards, the sheep were ones who stole the show.

image: a malevolent sheep sneaks up behind unsuspecting troops while two of his friends attempt to hide themselves in the foliage.

Eric's illustrated write-up
Timmy Courtney 's BrickShelf gallery

What exactly are those sheep doing?

The Great Tile Hunt - February 3rd, 2001
Nothing gets a warriors' blood pumping like shiny tile booty, and the possibility of more shiny tiles hidden nearby.  Rumors of secret tile supplies in this small town led to a military Tile Rush.

image: a pair of bulky BattleMeks prepare to kill for god, country, and shiny tiles.

Jeff Johnston's BrickShelf gallery
Jorge Fernandez' BrickShelf gallery

Hand over the tiles and nobody gets hurt

The St. Patrick's Day Massacre - March 17th, 2001
Some people pinch you if you're not wearing green on St. Patrick's day.  Others take the holiday more seriously and nuke your cities.

image: the latest fashion in personal exo-suits.

Jeff Johnston's BrickShelf gallery
Jorge Fernandez' BrickShelf gallery

You know what they say about guys with big metal feet

Medieval Hostage Crisis - June 30, 2001
Nefarious forestmen have made off with the princess and left nothing more than an illegibly retarded note.  Medieval combat ensues.  But meanwhile, what's with that statue in the middle of the battlefield, standing in the giant flagstone urinal?

image: a minifig effigy of Mike Rayhawk is made the recipient of many bodily wastes over the course of the battle.

Pictures on NELUG's site
Jorge Fernandez' BrickShelf gallery
Dave Eaton's commentary on LUGNET

That'll teach me to stand around in a giant urinal

WWII Train Assault - January 18th, 2002
The Allies attempt another surprise attack after their wild success (one survivor) in July of 2000, but this time the Nazis are ready for them.

image: a collection of finely-modelled war machines vie for attention.

Craig Agricola's BrickShelf gallery
Jonathan Dallas's BrickShelf gallery

Tank you very much

War of the Briks
Wayne McCaul, despite being the victim of a NELUG conspiracy to always schedule games on precisely those days on which he can't attend, still maintains association with the group and has managed to do a surprising amount of BrikWars work independently.  His War of the Briks site has pictures from several battles, the details of his battle clans, pages of clever BrikWars house rules, the Soviets-vs.-Americans Red Moon scenario, and the inimitable Mister Joe-Joe.

image: a happy trooper sends cheery greetings to his mother as his squadmate takes blaster fire to the chest.

War of the Briks
Wayne's BrickShelf gallery

Hi Mom!

Coalition Research Vessel 0.937 - July 15th, 2002
The Factions challenge Coalition authority in a race to track down a high-tech Ugly Hat and some porn, in a derelict research vessel in which the development of a new biological superweapon has gone horribly, hilariously wrong.

image: a deadly alien gets the drop on an unsuspecting Coalition troop, who, unsurprisingly, smells so disgusting that the alien decides to take its insatiable appetite elsewhere.

Shaun Sullivan's write-up
Shaun's BrickShelf gallery
Jonathan Dallas' BrickShelf gallery

Proof that Coalition troops stink like alien body odor

Quest for the Alien, Part II - August 11th, 2002
Coalition and Faction troops return to the derelect research vessel in an attempt to track down and capture the deadly alien lifeforms hidden therein.  Sadly, they were no match for the wily bartender droid and his hypnotically irresistable beer.

image: Falling under the psychik influence of a group of 'pre-kegs,' soldiers were compelled to head for the ship's tavern and start quaffing Guinness.


Shaun Sullivan's write-up
Shaun's BrickShelf gallery
Jonathan Dallas's troops
NELUG home page

The seductive power of Guinness

The Nameless Horror - Halloween 2002
No survivors retained enough of their sanity to tell the tale of what happened on this terrifying night, but the pictures that emerged show Cthuloid demons straight out of H.P. Lovecraft's darkest nightmares mangling their way through ranks of innocent townspeople.

image: The collective sanity of the townspeople is put under significant strain when nameless horrors start shredding several of them into bite-sized peopleburgers.

Shaun's H.P. Lovecraft BrikWars pictures
The horror!

The Adventures of T.E.A.M. - January 18th, 2003
This massive game was so super-secret that no one involved will reveal any of the events that took place.  Fortunately, pictures of the supervillains involved have been carelessly leaked.

image: The Dreadnought 2000, with its rotating claws of destruction, chews through buildings with ease.

Joe Comeau's T.E.A.M. website
Joe Comeau's Rogues' Gallery
And you thought there was no possible use for the giant Darth Vader helmet

The Sword of Agot - April 27th, 2003
Mythic armies, cunning wizards, horrifying monsters, and Trogdor all vied for control of the ancient and powerful Sword of Agot.  In a surprise reversal, Trogdor was quickly burninated.

image: A fleet composed of dozens of breeds of dragons joins together in brotherhood and racial harmony to advance their mutual goal of benevolent genocide against all humans.

Joe Comeau's illustrated write-up for The Sword of Agot
Burninating the countryside

It Takes A Pillage - February 10th, 2004
In the first of two games staged at JumpGate Game Day, Shaun inflicted cruel misfortune on this medieval village. Marauding armies converge on the peaceful hamlet in hopes of finding a hidden superweapon.  In a surprise twist, the exhausted combatants discovered that the superweapon could only be controlled by units carrying fried chicken.

image: A quaint and rustic medieval village makes an ideal vacation spot for superweapons in need of a break.

Wayne McCaul's LUGNET post
Wayne McCaul's BrickShelf photos
It takes a pillage

Sanford & Son andThe Tox Uthat - February 10th, 2004
To appease the spacers at JumpGate Day, Wayne staged his battle on a derelict spacecraft far in the future, with cameos from the stars of many NELUG sci-fi battles in years past.

image: In a memorable transporter malfunction, this unfortunate trooper materialized on the bridge minus his clothing and weapons.

Wayne McCaul's BrickShelf photos
In space, no one can hear you streak

Bubble Gum Crisis - May 14th, 2004
Following Nelug's Bubble Gum Crisis battle, Team Villain's notorious leader Evil Mastermind (rumored to be none other than Joe Comeau) has sent out a memo describing the results of the Drastic Urban Meltdown 2003 initiative.  The announcement includes illustrated narration from the front line.

image: In a memorable transporter malfunction, this unfortunate trooper materialized on the bridge minus his clothing and weapons.

Shaun Sullivan's illustrated write-up for Bubble Gum Crisis
Joe Comeau's battle reports
Shaun Sullivan's photo gallery

Three dollars a gallon?? Time to trade this mech in for a Geo

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page last updated: 05.28.2004

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